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22
– Ducks. The lowest of the pocket pairs, the bottom
dwellers. Named Ducks because the 2 resembles the outline
of a duck’s body.
33
– Treys or Crabs. Trey is derived from the Spanish word
for three. Crabs comes from the fact that the number 3
rotated 180 degrees looks like a crab.
44 –
Midlife Crisis or Sailboats. Named in honour of all those
middle-aged (44) souls embarking on a midlife crisis.
Sailboats derive from the fact that the number 4 resembles
the sail of a boat. 44 is a middling hand that generally
needs to hit a set to hold up.
55
– Speed Limit, 55 MPH. This one explains itself.
66
– Mario Lemieux. Named in honour of the Quebec born
hockey superstar. Mario Lemieux made the number 66 famous
during his hall of fame career with the Pittsburgh
Penguins.
72
– The Whip. An acronym for the Worst Hand In Poker.
77
– Sunset Strip or Walking Sticks. Sunset Strip is
derived from “77 Sunset Strip”, the TV series from the
50’s and 60’s. Walking Sticks comes from the fact that
the number 7 turned upside down resembles a walking stick.
88
– Snowmen. So named because the number 8 looks like a
snowman – a big, white, fluffy snowman with coal for
eyes and a carrot for a nose. Awwwwww. Ain’t it cute?
95
– Dolly Parton. In honour of the 1980’s film Nine To
Five, starring the big-titted country singer.
99
– Wayne Gretzky. The jersey number of Canadian hockey
legend Wayne Gretzky – hockey’s all-time leading
scorer and the best player to ever lace up the skates.
This hand gained immortality when Phil Hellmuth picked up
two black nines and crippled Johnny Chan in the 1989 WSOP
Main Event, on his way to becoming the youngest World
Champion in history.
10 2
– Doyle Brunson. Named after the poker legend, who won
two consecutive World Championships with this hand when he
made tens full of twos.
J5
– Motown. In honour of the record label and Detroit
music scene that spawned the Jackson Five.
JJ –
Fish Hooks. So named because the letter J resembles a
fishhook. Pocket jacks are a holding that many people hate
- strong enough to play hard but extremely vulnerable to
any Q, K or A that hits the board.
QQ
– Hilton Sisters, Ladies or Bitches Also Siegfried and
Roy. Hilton Sisters refers to the party-hopping socialite
sluts, Paris and Nicky Hilton. Pocket queens are Ladies
(and sometimes Lovely Ladies) if they hold up and win, and
Bitches if they get cracked. Siegfried and Roy is an
homage to the famously fruity Vegas performers (a couple
of queens).
KJ –
Kojak. Named after the famous TV detective, played by the
cue-ball headed actor Telly Savalas –
“Who loves ya baby?” This is another hand that
actually looks a lot better than it plays.
KK
– Cowboys. KK is the second best starting hand in
Hold’Em, behind only two aces in the hole. KK is a hand
that 99% of all players will commit their chips with
before the flop. Only the very top pros will be able to
fold this hand before the community cards come out, and
even then it is a very rare occurrence.
AJ
– Apple Jack. Jack is a jack, and apple is slang for an
ace. Apple Jack is a popular children’s cereal and Jack
Daniels cocktail for the adventurous drinker.
AQ
– Big Chick. A takeoff of Big Slick (AK), so named
because of the queen. AQ has been a nemesis to Phil Ivey
when he picks up this hand at WPT final tables, either
crippling or eliminating him several times.
AK
– Big Slick or (more recently) Anna Kournikova. Big
Slick is a reference to the fact that AK is a slippery
hand that gets many players in trouble (an ace or a king
will only hit the flop one out of every three times). Anna
Kournikova is a tribute to the super-hot female tennis
player – she looks so pretty but never wins, much like
AK. There are many ways to play AK, and this is certainly
a hand that makes or breaks many players’ tournaments.
AA
– American Airlines, Bullets or Rockets. American
Airlines refers to the similarity between the two red aces
and the famed airline’s logo. Bullets allude to the fact
that when a player turns over two aces, it sends a bullet
through the heart of their opponent. And Rockets simply
refers to the fact that the aces resemble the outline of a
rocket. Pocket aces are the very best hand in all of
Hold’Em, and under no circumstance should they be
folded. Ever.
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